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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

helloitsgracesharto:

purple-expression:

BLOW UP MY INBOX.

  • Would you rather..
  • date, kill or marry
  • This or that
  • Personal questions
  • Creepy anons
  • Random questions
  • Advice
  • Love/hate
  • Anonymous secrets
  • Anything you want!

PLEASE

dizzysdomain:

shoona:

If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot

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hatin:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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It must be nice being a nudist. They don’t have to go through the struggle of figuring out what to wear. Going to a party? Birthday suit! Going to a book club meeting? Go naked! And no laundry! Save time, money, be green, become a nudist.

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”