the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
let’s talk about the universe and make out
When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close
BLOW UP MY INBOX.
- Would you rather..
- date, kill or marry
- This or that
- Personal questions
- Creepy anons
- Random questions
- Anonymous secrets
- Anything you want!
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
It must be nice being a nudist. They don’t have to go through the struggle of figuring out what to wear. Going to a party? Birthday suit! Going to a book club meeting? Go naked! And no laundry! Save time, money, be green, become a nudist.